If you only launch one private service this year, this is the one. Since GPs largely withdrew NHS ear syringing, millions of people have nowhere local to go — and they’re searching “ear wax removal near me” every day, ready to pay.

For a pharmacy, it’s close to the perfect service: evergreen demand, 20–30 minute appointments, near-zero consumables, natural repeat visits, and a wow factor (“I can hear again!”) that generates five-star reviews like nothing else in pharmacy.

The numbers first

  • Price: £50–£80 both ears (charge for the outcome, not per ear extracted)
  • Appointment: 20–30 minutes including notes
  • Consumables: a few pounds per patient
  • Repeat cycle: many patients re-attend every 6–12 months

Four appointments a day at £60, five days a week, 48 weeks = £57,600 a year from one consultation room. Even a modest 8-a-week clinic clears £23,000. Model your own version in the profit calculator.

Step 1: Choose your method

  • Microsuction — wax removed under direct vision with gentle suction. Premium option, safest profile, what patients increasingly search for by name. Equipment: £1,200–£3,000 (portable suction unit, loupes/endoscope or operating auroscope).
  • Irrigation — electronic water irrigator. Cheaper kit (£300–£700) but more contraindications and a slightly dated feel.
  • Best play: lead with microsuction in your marketing, keep irrigation as a backup method where clinically appropriate.

Step 2: Training

You need an accredited ear care course covering otoscopy, contraindications, and supervised practical microsuction/irrigation. Expect £800–£2,000 and 1–2 days plus casework. Choosing between providers matters less than you’d think; picking one that includes ongoing mentorship matters more. (Comparison of options: best ear wax removal training courses.)

Insurance: notify your indemnity provider — adding aural care is routine and usually cheap.

Step 3: Set up the room and the SOPs

Your consultation room needs good lighting, a reclining or adjustable chair, and your equipment on a clean trolley. SOPs should cover consent, contraindication screening (perforation history, recent surgery, only-hearing ear caution), referral criteria, wax-softening advice, and record keeping with before/after otoscopy findings.

One operational trick that protects your margins: advise olive oil pre-treatment at booking (2–3 days before). Soft wax means faster, more comfortable appointments and fewer “couldn’t remove, please return” visits.

Step 4: Pricing psychology

  • £60–£70 both ears sits comfortably in the market — don’t race to the bottom against a £35 competitor; you’ll win on availability and reviews, not price.
  • Charge a £20–£25 “ear health check” if no wax is found, redeemable against treatment within a month. It protects your diary from no-wax appointments and positions the check as valuable in itself.
  • Recall at 6–12 months. A text saying “it’s been a year since your last ear wax removal” fills appointments for free. This alone can double a clinic’s annual value.

Step 5: Fill the diary

Ear wax is a pure local-search service. The winning moves, in order:

  1. Google Business Profile: add “Ear wax removal” as a service with description, prices and photos of the (clean, clinical) setup. Reviews mentioning “ear wax” are ranking gold — ask every delighted patient. (The full local-search playbook.)
  2. A dedicated web page: “Ear wax removal in [your town]” with prices, method, and an online booking button. Not a paragraph on your services page — its own page.
  3. Online booking: wax patients are often older but their adult children book for them — at night, on a phone.
  4. GP surgeries: drop a supply of referral cards to local practices. Receptionists who’ve had to say “we don’t do that anymore” hundreds of times will happily hand patients your card.

Common mistakes

  • Launching without recalls (leaving half the lifetime value on the table)
  • Hiding the service on Google while wondering why it’s quiet
  • Underpricing, then resenting the appointments
  • No “no wax found” fee, so screening appointments eat the diary

Ear wax removal won’t match a travel clinic’s basket size — see how the services compare — but for profit per hour, simplicity and review generation, nothing in pharmacy beats it.